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Quotes, Sayings and Jokes

Quotes, Sayings and Jokes

“Life is hard. It’s harder if you’re stupid.” John Wayne pin it

No one is listening, until you fart. pin it

“Don’t worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you.” Joey Adams pin it

“Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.” Leroy Robert “Satchel” Paige pin it

Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math. pin it

“Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.” Margaret Mead pin it

Women may not hit harder, but they hit lower. pin it

A dog may be man’s best friend, but a child’s best friend is a puppy. pin it

Good girls are bad girls that never got caught. pin it

“Be the change that you wish to see in the world.” Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi pin it

“Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.” William Congreve pin it

Excuse me. Please empty your pockets. I think you stole my heart. pin it

Do you believe in love at first sight? pin it

Success is the best revenge. pin it

Sometimes I look at boneheads and think… Really? That’s the winning sperm? pin it

When I’m on my death bed, I want my last words to be “I left one million dollars in the… pin it

Admit it !!! You listen to the conversations of strangers and mentally give your opinion. pin it

Never frown because you never know who is falling in love with your smile. pin it

My life, My choices, My mistakes, My lessons, Not your business. pin it

Life is like a very long TV show, without a remote control. pin it

“Nothing is impossible, the word itself says ‘I’m possible’!” Audrey Hepburn pin it

“To avoid criticism do nothing, say nothing, be nothing.” Elbert Hubbard pin it

“The difference between ordinary and extraordinary is that little extra.” Jimmy Johnson pin it

“It’s not whether you get knocked down, it’s whether you get up.” Vince Lombardi pin it

Will it really matter in a year from now? pin it

“He who is devoid of the power to forgive, is devoid of the power to love.” Martin Luther King, Jr. pin it

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