♥ "Life is hard. It's harder if you're stupid." John Wayne pin it
♥ No one is listening, until you fart. pin it
♥ "Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you." Joey Adams pin it
♥ "Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter." Leroy Robert "Satchel" Paige pin it
♥ Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math. pin it
♥ "Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else." Margaret Mead pin it
♥ Women may not hit harder, but they hit lower. pin it
♥ A dog may be man's best friend, but a child's best friend is a puppy. pin it
♥ Good girls are bad girls that never got caught. pin it
♥ "Be the change that you wish to see in the world." Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi pin it
♥ "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned." William Congreve pin it
♥ Excuse me. Please empty your pockets. I think you stole my heart. pin it
♥ Do you believe in love at first sight? pin it
♥ Success is the best revenge. pin it
♥ Sometimes I look at boneheads and think... Really? That’s the winning sperm? pin it
♥ When I’m on my death bed, I want my last words to be "I left one million dollars in the... pin it
♥ Admit it !!! You listen to the conversations of strangers and mentally give your opinion. pin it
♥ Never frown because you never know who is falling in love with your smile. pin it
♥ My life, My choices, My mistakes, My lessons, Not your business. pin it
♥ Life is like a very long TV show, without a remote control. pin it
♥ "Nothing is impossible, the word itself says 'I'm possible'!" Audrey Hepburn pin it
♥ "To avoid criticism do nothing, say nothing, be nothing." Elbert Hubbard pin it
♥ "The difference between ordinary and extraordinary is that little extra." Jimmy Johnson pin it
♥ "It’s not whether you get knocked down, it’s whether you get up." Vince Lombardi pin it
♥ Will it really matter in a year from now? pin it
♥ "He who is devoid of the power to forgive, is devoid of the power to love." Martin Luther King, Jr. pin it
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